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tonychestnut: halcyont: untitled by lisa scheer on...

tonychestnut:

halcyont:

untitled by lisa scheer on Flickr.

calming blue

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lostnekomata: Eeveelutions - the first four ~ Rocky

lostnekomata:

Eeveelutions - the first four ~ Rocky

greekg0ds: by Ry_Matthew

greekg0ds:

by Ry_Matthew

Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today

fooboo24:

mravox:

mooooocow:

and some girl at the table next me was like "THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE". 

Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

Guess what it was.

Just guess.

I'll give you a hint.

It was sperm.

this may just be the best post on tumblr

i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it's continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn't stop laughing

That's not racist, she was making an observation guys.

I say dance like a white girl all the time but does anybody get offended then 

no

"Like a black person running from the cops" Seriously?

I mean have you seen black people running from the cops though they could get an olympic medal.

kiraxlight: DEATH NOTE IN THREE WORDS

kiraxlight:

DEATH NOTE IN THREE WORDS

OK SO I WAS WASHING MY FACE IN THE BATHROOM MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WATEVER. THEN THIS GIANT ASS...

OK SO I WAS WASHING MY FACE IN THE BATHROOM MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WATEVER.

THEN THIS GIANT ASS FUCKING YELLOW SPIDER SPRINTS LIKE A BLACK PERSON RUNNING FROM THE COPS ACROSS THE COUNTER AND ABOVE MY HEAD ON THE MIRROR.

AND IT HAD ONE OF THOSE THINGS ON ITS BACK SO IT WAS ONE OF THOSE DON’T FUCK WITH ME SPIDERS.

SO I SCREAMED AND RAN DOWNSTAIRS.

AND THEN I CAME BACK UP AND GOOGLED IT AND IT SAYS THEY’RE POISONOUS SO I SHOVED SHIRTS UNDER MY DOOR SO IT CAN’T GET IN AND I LOCKED MY DOOR IN CASE IT CAN FREAKING GROW ARMS AND OPEN THINGS CAUSE SCREW THAT.

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN MY HOUSE JESUS CHRIST.

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eatyourpie: unicorn-ghost: i've been waiting for this photoset...

eatyourpie:

unicorn-ghost:

i've been waiting for this photoset my whole life

thank you

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fiskarna: white tips by Mar Esc on Flickr.

fiskarna:

white tips by Mar Esc on Flickr.

3, 29, 32, 48.

3. Last text message
"DON'T EAT IT I WANNA EAT IT" 

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
visiting you and last day of school ya.

32. What are you listening to right now?
YOUR LOUD TYPING

48. What do you like about yourself
Confident in myself.

fGGT

64, 65 c:

64. Want kids?
I don't even know omg.
I'd rather not because don't wanna get pregnant and don't want dat ish happening in my vagina no.

65. Get married?
I danno probably.

5, 31, 76 :]

5. Last time you cried
two days ago

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
be less lazy

76. Kissed a stranger
noooooonooo 

gildings: . by Víctor Salgado on Flickr.

gildings:

. by Víctor Salgado on Flickr.

Ask me these pls.

1. Last kiss
2. Last phone call
3. Last text message
4. Last song you listened to
5. Last time you cried
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
7. Been cheated on
8. Kissed someone & regretted it
9. Lost someone special
10. Been depressed
11. Been drunk and threw up
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend
17. Laughed until you cried
18. Met someone who changed you
19. Found out who your true friends were
20. Found out someone was talking about you
26. What did you do for your last Birthday
27. What time did you wake up today
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
32. What are you listening to right now
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
35. Most visited webpage
36. Favorite colour
37. Nicknames
38. Relationship Status
39. Zodiac sign
40. Male or female
41. Primary school
42. Secondary School
43. High school/college
44. Eye color
46. Height
47. Do you have a crush on someone
48. What do you like about yourself
49. Piercings
50. Tattoos
51. Righty or lefty
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing
54. First best friend
55. First hookup
56. First Bestfriend
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating
60. Drinking
61. I'm about to
62. Listening to
63. Waiting for
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?
65. Get married?
66. Career
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes
68. Hugs or kisses
69. Shorter or taller
70. Older or Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
73. Sensitive or loud
74. Hook-up or relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger
77. Drank hard liquor
78. Lost glasses/contacts
79. Had sex
80. Broken someone's heart
82. Been arrested
83. Turned someone down
84. Cried when someone died
85. Fallen for a friend
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself
87. Miracles
88. Love at first sight
89. Heaven
90. Santa Clause
91. Kiss on the first date
92. Angels
93. How would you label yourself?
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
95. Did you sing today
96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
100. Do you like the way you look?

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